Two fat ladies at my door'
Over the hills and far much more
Seeking the teats of mother and child
Some marked bitter, others mild

Two fat ladies click, click, cock
I've gone too far and far too quick
Yester, yesterday is gone
Very nice then but now all worn

Dry that, dry that tear away
Come back when the world has changed
On and on and on we go
Courage and brave for all on show
On and on, on and on we go

Two fat ladies- 88
Chatting and waiting on a garden gate
Two young fellows not too late
What's the time andWhat's our fate?

Sugar, sugar - ain't it sweet
Loves your mind but rots your teeth
Looking for sugar for my bowl
Up the apples
and down the road Been all over
this town today

But can't find my feet
or stand up straight
Silver veils that dance and hide
Golden tales lay on their side

Raise my glass, I'm in the pink
I'm sitting here
waitinq for the sun to sink
On and on and on we go