Soap joke kind of bloke
Quiz show romeo
Just another sad big brother
Caught up in some TV show
Don't have time for socialising
All your mates are realising
You're still up to your old tricks
Got to get your TV fix

Pass the time, the TV Times, pass the TV
Pass the time, the TV Times, pass the TV
Pass the time, the TV Times, pass the TV
Pass the time

Cause you're a television addict
Got to feed your habit
We know what you're doing on a Saturday night
60 channel loser
TV set abuser
You'll never give it up unless you put up a fight

Can of Stella kind of fella
Watching dramas in pyjamas
Got no views on worldwide news
Never heard of Panorama
Rush to turn the TV on
Self respect has all but gone
Settle back to watch some more
TV crap, you're such a bore

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