Miss Turnstiles for June!
Every month, some lucky little New York miss is chosen
Miss Turnstiles for the month. She's got to be beautiful,
She's got to be just an average girl, and most important
Of all she's got to ride the subway.
There are 5,683 women who ride the subway every day. And
Which fortunate lassie will be chosen for the signal honor this month?
She's beautiful, brilliant, average, a typical New Yorker...

Who, me?

Yes, you! Ivy Smith!

She's a home-loving girl.
But she loves high society's whirl.
She adores the Army, the Navy as well,
At poetry and polo she's swell.

But of course at the end of each month a new Miss Turnstiles is chosen... and when that happens...

Oh, dear!