Lepers without feet
Hopping down the street
Walking on their knees
Doing as they please

Lepers without brains
Diving out of planes
Plunging through the sky
Thinking they could fly

Lepers without hair
Tumbling down the stairs
Turning into dust
Laughing is a must

Lepers without hands
Lying in the sand
Baking in the sun
I want mine well-done

Those zany lepers that have no feet
They fall apart -- in the street
Don't have much skin to call their own
It peels away -- revealing bone
Those crazy lepers, they are so neat
They fell apart in the street
All those lepers, they have no feet
FALL APART!!