Well, we settled in and all lived hand to mouth
Pooled our guns and beat the boys down south
Felt so proud, we got our own country
We got it on sale from a bloody company

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Canada is Pissed
We'll fade and won't be missed
Our country got so poor
When the people are so rich

Well, we bribed the west and the north was in the bag
Can't see why we all don't love our flag
Varies immigrants and the native plea
To the anglos and the francos we're one big minority

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We're pissed, we're tanked, we're smashed on all the glut
We've chug-a-lugged ourselves into a rut
We got lots and sell it oh, so cheaply
Then buy it back and pay it through the teeth

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