Gonna send those welfare bums right back to work
Gonna start a war before 84
Start a dirty war in El Salvador
Gonna start a war before 84
Gonna back the Contras and the apartheid
Gonna start a war before 84
Then I win the election by a landslide

Chorus:
Ronnie & Mags, Maggy & Ron
Let's get together build a neutron bomb
Ronnie & Mags, Maggy & Ron, Ronnie & Mags
Lets go to Grenada, gonna fly our flags

Gonna privatize and shut down some mines
Gonna start a war before 84
Gonna back the Contras and apartheid
Gonna start a war before 84
Feed a slice of cake to Bobby Sands
Gonna start a war before 84
Spend a holiday in the Falklands
Gonna start a war before 84

Chorus:
Maggy & Ron, Ronnie & Mags, Maggy & Ron
Gonna get the hostages from Iran
Ronnie & Mags, Maggy & Ron, Ronnie & Mags
Let's go to Grenada and to Falklands
Don't stop

Ronnie & Mags , Dennis and Nance
We know exactly who is wearing the pants
Maggie and Ron, Denis and Nance, Maggie & Ron
Let's have a foursome and build a neutron bomb