You don't understand me
I'm just trying my best
My teacher was sure to fail me
So I copied my test
These bowling shoes I've stolen
My peers, I had to impress
Now I see the tours I want
But I'm not on your list

Sitting there at the North Pole
Easy to judge when you're up in the cold
Looking down, dissecting me
If you had my life, then maybe you'd see

Santa forget all the stupid things that I did
Won't you forgive me and climb down the chimney again?
Santa forget all the stupid things that I did
Won't you forgive me and climb down the chimney again?

I got in a fight in the lunch room
Were you checking me twice?
He dumped his chili on my new shirt
So was it naughty or nice?

Sitting there at the North Pole
Easy to judge when you're up in the cold
Looking down, dissecting me
If you had my life, then maybe you'd see

Santa forget all the stupid things that I did
Won't you forgive me and climb down the chimney again?
Santa forget all the stupid things that I did
Won't you forgive me and climb down the chimney again?
(Climb down the chimney again)
Santa, where are you tonight?

Santa forget all the stupid things that I did
Won't you forgive me and climb down the chimney again?
I will not pout, I will not cry
Don't even have tell me why
I'll make your list, don't check it twice
You'll have no doubt if I'm naughty or nice