Theres a place on fig-a-row-a street Where you can always go Smiling faces you might meet All hail the sportsmans bar Whoa all hail the sportsmans bar The trophies on the mantal are coverd in dust & the preztels are from 1982 The soda from the bar taste just like rust no body cares All hail the sportsmans bar Whoa all hail the sportsmans bar Theres Mike Queen he's fallin to his knees he's mumblin bout the state street rock 'n roll They took away the boots & Unless they take the roots We will see you again in tomorrow-oh, uh o-oh Whoa all hail the sportsmans bar Say a pray for friends who've passed away Say a pray for the lookers & the losers & to all you bastards that look at uptown We will see you on Thanksgivings at the sportsmans bar whoa all hail the sportsmans bar Mans are mean when he's passed the ribbon king Uh-oh, he's lookin for a fight He'll punch you in the face But its your kinda place We'll see you again in tomorrow-oh Everybodys drunk whoa all hail the sportsmans bar Everybodys drunk Everybodys drunk whoa all hail the sportsmans bar