I was walking in the park, in the noon When I saw her, she was beautiful Like a flower in the summer, what a bummer I wish I could talk to her, I got my nerve up And then I started to walk to her I said, "hello", she said, "hi" I said, "You're so beautiful, won't you be mine?" She was beautiful, she was beautiful She was beautiful, oh she was beautiful Now we're in my house, I took the pants off the wench The fuckin' bitch had syphilis, I cracked her in the face with a wrench Now she's on the floor, like a dirty whore, reaching for the door I bashed her in the face some more, you fuckin' cunt I'll teach you to disease people She laughed at me and said, "Yo, their ain't no skeez equal, to me" Fantasia taught me everything, I'm a pro I told her, "You won't blow no more" She tried to get live, I tied her up, I put eight condoms on my dick Attach razors to it, and slide right up and rip the crabs out the crack Lubricate my cock with strychnine, just in case gonorrhea attacks This bitch giggled as I snuffed her She said, "You can find me everywhere, my name is STD, I'll be your lover" I went to Rome and got some Roman armor and some blacksmiths Gave 'em rubber and said make something elastic A metal condom for my cock, now STD is beaten for now but she'll be back up
Just a little fuckin' warning, for all you fuckin' sluts That try to fuckin' look beautiful, but deep down You got a fuckin' stinkbox, a nasty stinkbox Don't do it, don't do it If you look beautiful, be beautiful everywhere Don't be dirty under there