[chorus]
It's c-c-cold outside
I'm f-f-freezing
My nose is getting runny
I hope I don't start sneezing.
I need a hot cup of cocoa
with a marshmallow or two
I need a hot cup of cocoa
even though I am a Jew

I'm all down for celebrating
these winter holiday hybrids
But my dad says that Hanukkah's
a dance we do just for the kids

(Fa la la) x4

[chorus]
I do I do

I may not be filled with
that good ol' Christmas cheer
But calling me a scrooge
only enhances seasonal fear

Yes, my birthday is
two days before Christ
Yes, getting me two presents
would make you twice as nice

Fa la la