Went to a garage sale, what did I see?
My dream come true, in front of me
Three dollar special, it's my bike now
He's my best friend, though I don't know why

We climbed trees together
We picked up chicks
We're best friends forever

Now I gotta blow my nose
We had some good times, but I can't remember
And a lot of bad times, like when we squished my dog
I can remember when his seat smelled like a block of cheese
I tried to eat it, but then I threw up in my shoe