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Yeah
So, we met when we were 16
and eventually broke up when I was 21
I'd come 'round to hers at two or three a. m
and climbed up the living room window
to get to her bedroom window
She said her dad wasn't in
Went into her room, and about two hours later
when I was inevitably, completely naked
we heard a knock at the door
and she knew it was her dad
In a sort of, kind of, infant, penguin waddle
I scraped the trousers back up my legs
and put my shoes on
So I left through the entrance
the usual entrance, the window
still unclothed, dropped onto the floor
while she distracted the father
I ran 'round the corner to an old oak tree
and gave her a call with two instructions
come as soon as possible
and please bring me a banana
And her dad never knew