We hate it when our friends
become successful
We hate it when our friends
become successful
Oh, look at those clothes
Now look at that face, it's so old
And such a video
Well, it's really laughable
Ha, ha, ha

We hate it when our friends
become successful
And if they're Northern
that makes it even worse
And if we can destroy them
You bet your life we will
Destroy them
If we can hurt them
Well, we may as well
It's really laughable
Ha, ha, ha

You see, it should've been me
It could've been me
Everybody knows
Everybody says so
They say:
Ah, you have loads of songs
So many songs
More songs than they'd stand
Verse, chorus
Middle eight, break, fade
Just listen
La, la-la, la-la