Try to understand this
Chalk rubs off easily
A person, a smart cookie
I wish your good luck
Would rub off on me

Try to remember this
Connective tissues
Leakproof thinking
Whatever it is be sure
The one-eyed are kings

Immunosuppression or
Immaculate conception
A doggy bag is all you need
And also, a dominatrix
Is that car your baby?

Animals can't laugh
And you're an animal too

Sometimes offensive
If you were immortal
You wouldn't know it,
Hauling into town
After a long drive.

I will now bumlash you
My dear ape
My dear appetite