Hi, I'm Montaigne
And welcome to JC Ultra
We're so thrilled to have you join the label
So take a seat and I'll take you through some cool jazz

Welcome to the office, come and take your place
Hoping that you like what we've done with the space
Computers and lamps, a turtle race
All the normal things humans have in an office
You're gonna be a celebrity
If you follow through steps one, two, three
One, close your eyes and
Two, take a deep breath
Three, repeat after me

I welcome the aliens
All welcome the aliens
Let's welcome the aliens
Aliens is really good

Yeah, the world is gonna love you
The world is gonna love us
We are gonna need you
And you, we know you need us
The world, it needs your music
The world, it needs your message
Baby, you're the vessel
For the pro-alien agenda

Time for a makeover, gonna have a play
Just like that great movie with Anne Hathaway
Branding is important, you know what they say
Sex helps to spin an invasion day
You're gonna mean everything to teens
Those sweetest of impressionable beans
So, learn the tenets
Woah, you have got this
Go, creation run free

Creation number twenty-one
We're so proud of you, go have fun
Creation number twenty-one
Become the star that you know you are

Yeah, the world is gonna love you
The world is gonna love us
We are gonna need you
And you, we know you need us
The world, it needs your music
The world, it needs your message
Baby, you're the vessel
For the pro-alien agenda
For the pro-alien agenda
For the pro-alien agenda
For the pro-alien agenda
For the pro-alien agenda

We're so glad you could finally come in
We hope you enjoyed media training
And can't wait to see the public reaction
You're going to be amazing (Cool jazz)

Yeah, the world is gonna love you
The world is gonna love us
We are gonna need you
And you, we know you need us
The world, it needs your music
The world, it needs your message
Baby, you're the vessel
For the pro-alien agenda

For the pro-alien agenda
For the pro-alien agenda