Ex-fake, ex-rake
Ex-charmer of the snake
Ex-libertine, ex-on-the-make
Ex-erotomane

Ex-player, ex-pimpernel
Ex-gay, ex-ne'er-do-well
Ex-feeler-up and rubber down
Ex-erotomane

Ex-coprophile, ex-scopophile
Ex-Blue Rider, ex-sarcophagus defiler
Ex-sympathetic, nippoholic hentai maniac
Ex-erotomane

Ex-excessive masturbator
Ex-dog Diogenes
Shrew tamer, extoller of the high priapic vices
Ex-gokkun princess white pearl necklace sperm bukakke jeweller
Ex-erotomane

Ex-retailer of tales, ex tittle-tattle vendor
Of dubious encounters and curious sexual failure
Ex-stallion, ex-tooler
Excalibur, ex-ruler
Ex-erotomane

Ecstatic, whose license has expired
Ex-romantic, extinguisher of fires
Ex-tantric, ex-frantic
Ex-fanatic ex-eccentric
Ex-erotomane

Ex-inventor, ex-liar
Ex-Johnny pants-on-fire
Extoller of the vices
Controller of the prices
Ex-wanker, ex-drinker
Ex-penetrating thinker
Ex-erotomane

Ex-fucker, ex-baller
Ex-obscene phone caller
Now cleaned up, teetotaler
A total tea drinker
Ex-funky ex-junkie, reborn
Ex-erotomane

Forward thinker, ethicist
Living proof that God exists
Ex-unicorn ex-horn
Ex-stallion, ex-porn
Ex-fisher king of pretty teens
Exhausted Saint Augustine
Ex-erotomane