Of course I know
We are oh-so very small
I've put it in perspective
But still I can't help believe
That someday I'll have it all

Jack Nicholson's courtside seat
Purple foam imprinted with celebrity asscheek
And if the Laker's get beat
Well it won't mean much to me

Course I know, we are
In charge
Eight billion little bosses doin'
Eight billion little jobs
Still I find myself stressin'
LIke I'm tied to a track
So I bought myself a hammock
To try to relax
And I found
Two trees
With the nervе enough to hold me
Who had the nеrve