I'm just another little faggot with a problem
Fucking around over someone else's hard-on
I got the balls with the foul smelling DJ
Suckas can reach out and touch me, eat me
(I lick clit--i like it)

Lookin' for love in all the wrong places
Black ala mode with the mummified faces
Am i animal, vegetable, mineral or - ugh
I'm a bad ass, tell me i'm a bad ass
I don't need you and i don't need a break
Now if i wasn't here, i'd be out gettin laid
Please please please play the whole damn song
A 2 minute song is just one minute and 59 seconds too goddamn long

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- i hate jimmy page
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- kick those faggots off the stage
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- bite the future and fuck the past
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- my whole shit will never last

I hold the microphone with my butt now
Who like this old 5-year-old Pantyshot
Yeah yeah dat could be a real big record
Cause he got the bump with the molestation
I'm lower than most animals and fear I might be weird
And all the voices in my head have every right to be there
I ain't a girl just cause i rock the boat
I ain't a boy just cause i rock your world now
Bad boy don't you fuck my dolly
And kiss my ass, put a motherfucking smile on my face
And i get real stupid and you and you and you can't stop me

I'll show you how official midgets jack me off

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- i hate jimmy page
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- kick those faggots off the stage
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- bite the future and fuck the past
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- my whole shit will never last

One day
I'm a do the fuckin' ooh - i'm a screw the fuckin' ooh
No cheese below is gonna show you who you is and there's no need to ask it
He put this out his back and he won't break a shit
When you say that he's nothing - i said that he's nothing
I make the laws - I'll be the lawmaker
When you looks me upside down don't forget to fuck yourself
You're so wrong with yo jive you don't know me
Why the hell you come to gimme dis
Yo' so wrong with yo jive
Now there are some things in life i don't like
and this is what i just did
So i took a big hit of who da fuck gives a shit
Yo - not I - I am destined to die no
and ADD to me means you don't have to ask me why now
Why do you guys got the ball day rock - ooh

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- i hate jimmy page
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- kick us faggots off the stage
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- fuck the future and bite the past
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- my whole shit will never last

I'll show you how official midgets fuck me up
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off
I'll show you how official midgets jack me off
I'll show you how official midgets jack me - oh oh oh oh!