Haha hoho
Alright, Merry Christmas
Yeah

I'm naughty, not so nice. Someone who wants you dead.
Know when you're sleeping and I know when you wake.
Got a shot for your folks and I'm hiding under your bed.

Got your cookies, got your milk. Got my shotgun trained on the chimney
You stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!

White big gloves, satin suit looking down on me from your sleigh
All I wanted was my blue eyed babe
But with his sack and his grin he winked and they rolled away

Got your cookies, got your milk. Got my pit bull chained to the chimney
You stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass! Yeah!

Got a list, I checked it once. No need to check it twice.
All I know is tonight I'm gonna pound ya
Take my woman and you're gonna pay the price.
Got the ghost of Christmas present. You're the ghost of Christmas past
Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
All I want for Christmas...
All I want for Christmas...
All I want for Christmas...
All I want for Christmas...