Ric Flair, you have made World
Put that cigarette out
You have made world wrestling
federation history here tonight
This is the greatest moment of my life
I wanna jump, I wanna party, but I gotta tell ya like this
For the Hulk Hogans
And the Macho Mans, and the Vipers, and the 6
Now is Ric Flair
And ya all pay homage to the man, woo!
Hahaha
I love it, I love it, I love it (Alright ladies
and gentlemen, that wraps it up
we hope you have enjoyed your Royal Rumble)
Flair

[Skit 2: Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
Mr. Perfect, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
& Mr. Perfect & Gene Okerlund]
He went over having it for sixty minutes
Never to come back
Took it to Hogan, took it to The Undertaker
Took it to whoever gotten in to that ring
That's why he is, (Head Bobby) And you can call him the
The real World Heavyweight Champion
We're not the kinda guys that say "We told you so"
But we told you so hahahaha
Okay, okay very good

It's the Umbrella