Santa claus is drinking beer
Trying not to worry
Hearing things he doesn't want to hear
Cause he's in a hurry to say goodbye
To say goodbye

Santa claus is drinking gin
Trying not to worry
Stops himself from listening in
Cause he's in a hurry to say goodbye
To say goodbye

Chorus
Apocalypso - its a special dance
Apocalypso - tell me why they're trying to wipe the
Smile off santa's face

White sheets and bright lights in the sky
Shining through his window
Santa claus is wondering why
There's nothing on his radio - it must be time
To say goodbye

Repeat chorus

Repeat verse 1
Repeat chorus

Tell me why they're trying to wipe
Trying to wipe the smile of santa's face

Wipe the smile off santa's face and burning off his beard
Blow the roof off santa's house and drying all his tears
Blow that smile off santa's face and burning off his beard
Blow the roof off santa's house and drying all his tears