Those annoying little things (annoying little things)
That grab your attention (grab your attention)
By crawling into places,
I wouldn't want to mention

They should be taught some manners (taught some manners)
Despite their height (You're right!)
They shouldn't take what isn't theirs
And it's impolite to fight

Chorus:
Critters on my crackers
Bugs on my baloney
Oh my gosh here comes a bumblebee
Oh my gosh here comes a big bumblebee
Those little things make your stomach grumble
Make it wanna fumble, tip and tumble
Fleas in the flour
Stinkbugs in my sweet and sour
Ants in my pants
And that bumblebee was bigger than an elephant
Insignificant little things (insignificant)
When they're on their own (on their own)
But put them in a squadron
They'll eat you to the bone
Delicious little things (yum yum yum)
You shouldn't knock it (you really shouldn't knock it)
Cause you know they taste best
When dipped in chocolate

Chorus

I swear it was this big!

Critters on my crackers
Bugs on my baloney
Oh my gosh here comes a bigger bumblebee
Those little things make your stomach grumble
Make it wanna fumble, tip and tumble
Critters on my crackers
Bugs on my baloney
O Oh!
Fleas, flies, beatles, bugs, maggots, mice, spiders, slugs
Critters, critters, critters
On my crackers