I met a hooker at the grocery store She wasn't bad lookin', she was a pretty little whore Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday smile
She told me: "merry christmas and peace to you" She said "I've been workin' this whole night through." She said "whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile"
She told me "whoa my whoa me, I look so good beneath a christmas tree" She said "whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile"
She told me "christmas brings out the best in me" She said "my heart's so full of love and generosity" "whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile"
And "well the police here and the police there "they ruin my christmas spirit everywhere I go." "whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile"
She told me "whoa my whoa me, I look so good beneath a christmas tree" She said "whoa-o-whoa, I'm the girl with the holiday smile"
Well she told me "goodbye" as she walked away She said "son, if you're good maybe on christmas day" Whoa-o-whoa...
I said "whoa my whoa me, she looks so good beneath my christmas tree" Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday...
I met a hooker at the grocery store She wasn't bad lookin', she was a pretty little whore Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday.. Well lord lord, she's the girl with the holiday... Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday..
Silent night shining so bright She ain't holy but she can hold me tight