Hello dear, theres some popcorn in here,
there's some soda & icecream, but dont touch the
beer.
ok, sure, I'll be alright,
don't worry I won't have a party tonight!
good hon, now thats just fine
we'll be back at a quarter to nine
yes ma'm and I'll see you later
dont worry I'll be on my best behavior!

are they gone yet?
have they driven away?
am I free yet?
Is it time to play?
take the tab, stick it on my tongue
this crummy job will be somefun!

lord, I hope they never come back!
ok kid, step on the oven rack
you wanna know how the baby is?
dont worry, she's almost done
what do you mean she's almost done?
don't worry she's almost done

walls are melting, whats that funny smell?
this lucky girl is going to hell

*Chorus*

Baby Sitters On Acid
every town in the USA!

Oh my gracious, oh my soul
wheres my baby?
Oh no!!
well I dont know, I'm trippin' check the kitchen
you'll find her maybe!
what do you mean, bitch, what are you saying?
I'm not leaving without getting paid!
why don't you go take a look!
Oh my god my baby's cooked!!

*Chorus*