I've had a large mouth bass bust my line
A couple of beautiful girls tell me goodbye
Trucks break down, dogs run off
Politicians lie, gettin' fired by the boss

It takes one hand
to count the things I can count on
There ain't much man
that ain't ever lettin' me down

Long neck iced cold beer never broke my heart
Liking diamond rings and football teams
have torn this boy apart
Like a neon dream it just don't know me
the bars and this guitar
A long neck iced cold beer never broke my heart

Now she was a Carolina blue jean baby
Fire in her eyes that drove me crazy
It was red tail lights when she left town
I didn't know then, I sure do now

That long neck iced cold beer never broke my heart
Liking diamond rings and football teams
have torn this boy apart
Like a neon dream it just don't know me
the bars and this guitar
A long neck iced cold beer never broke my heart

Now I got one hand to count the things I can count on
But I got one hand that's drippin' down on a cold one


'Cause long neck iced cold beer
never broke my heart
Liking diamond rings and football teams
have torn this boy apart
Like a neon dream it just don't know me
the bars and this guitar
A long neck iced cold beer
never broke my heart, no
It never broke my heart