Come twist your legs around me again
I'd like to see you in the evening
I'll leave at six o'clock
Get changed in the parking lot
And this is how you lose her in an hour

Boy your tale we've all heard before
But it's hard to see you sink into your ego
Yeah you better bet
That I've got you pegged
This is how you lose me in an hour

There's a thousand ways that I could be a man
But I'm walking in the footsteps of my dad
There's a blood stain on the carpet in our room
But I cannot seem to get it out for good

Last night I drove her around in your truck
Well I still owe your dad money on the insurance
We listened to Townes Van Zant
And my hand went up her dress
Tell me how you like me now

Boy you look for praise when you hand me your mistakes
It's a weakness that I've always seen in you
Don't try to deceive me
You're no mystery to me
My deaf ears they fall heavy on you now

There's a thousand ways that I could be a man
But I'm walking in the footsteps of the past
There's a blood stain on the carpet in our room
But I cannot seem to get it out for good