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I met her through a mutual friend
In the last few days of may
I thought her name was mary
But she told me it was jane
She likes adventurous sports
And also walks along the sand
She likes rock and roll as well
But she fucking hates my band

Everyday is different
I never know what to expect
She"ll get me all excited
But refuses to have sex
She loves her crimes and mysteries
To that I do admit
And she"s always in the bathroom
When I need to take a shit

She's my sleeping beauty
She's in my wet dreams
She follows me at gunpoint
And will shoot me if I scream
She's my sleeping beauty
She's the right to my left glove
We're not the same
We're opposite that's why I fell in love