Met a guy in the parking lot
And all he did was say: hello
My pepper spray made it rather hard
For him to walk me home
But i guess that's the way it goes

Tell me again was it love at first sight
When you walked by and i caught your eye
Didn't you know love could shine this bright?
Well smile because i'm the deer in the headlights

Met a guy with my graceful charm
But when beauty met the beast, he froze
He got the sense he was not my type
By the black eye and bloody nose
But i guess that's the way it goes

Tell me again was it love at first sight
When you walked by and i caught your eye
Didn't you know love could shine this bright?
Well smile because i'm the deer in the headlights

It's suffocating to say
But the female mystique takes your breath away
I'll give you a smile or i'll give you a sneer
'then i will let you try guess here

Tell me again was it love at first sight
When you walked by and i caught your eye
Didn't you know love could shine this bright
I'm sorry you ever tried
Deer in the headlights

Tell me again was it love at first sight
When you walked by and i caught your eye
Didn't you know love could shine this bright
If life was a game i would never play nice
If love was a beam i'd be blind in both eyes

Put my sunglasses on
'cause you're the deer in the headlights
The deer in the headlights
The deer in the headlights