[Warner]
Elle, to think I didn't take you seriously. I was wrong.

[Elle]
Thanks, Warner.

[Warner]
We do belong together.

[Elle]
Oh, Warner. Vivienne dumped you, didn't she?

ELLE
Though I dreamed of this day long ago
Now my answer is thank you, but no
Look, I've barely begun, I'm hardly through

I was living in ignorant bliss
Til I learned I could be more than this
And you know, in a way I owe it all to you

I thought losing your love was a blow I could never withstand
Look how far I have come without anyone holding my hand

I had to find my way
They day you broke my heart
You handed me the chance
To make a brand new start

You helped me find my way
There's still so much to learn
So many dreams to earn
But even if I crash and burn ten times a day

I think I'm here to stay
I'm gonna find my way

VIVIENNE
(spoken) William Shakespeare wrote
"To thine own self be true, and it must follow as the night the day,
thought cans't not then be false to any man."

I think this wise statement best applies to a woman--a blonde woman.
Over the past three years, she taught me and showed us
all that being true to yourself never goes out of style.

Ladies and gentlemen, our valedictorian:

ELLE WOODS!!!!!!!

ELLE
(spoken) Ladies and gentlemen of the class of...

PAULETTE
Here's the part where she gives her big speech
We're so proud, but Elle's not one to preach
So she said we can play "Where are they now?"
Here we go!!!

Enid practices family law
Vivienne's training for the peace corps
Warner quits and he makes more modeling anyhow
Callahan ran for governor, but was defeated of course
And his wife hired Emmett to handle their messy divorce

And me, I think I'll find my way
And hey! I married Kyle!
And now we have two kids
And one more on the way
And we live out in Werster
I bought a new salon
We also feature dog grooming
Here! Take a couple cards!

Oops, sorry! Back to Elle . . .

ELLE
I thank you one and all
The ones who thought I'd fall
Who taught me how to fail
Who helped me to prevail
I'm standing here today
To help me find my way!

Oh, and if you could give one second before we all go
Emmett Forrest, please make the happiest woman I know

EMMETT
Omi-omi-omigod!!!!

GIRLS
Omi-omi-omi-omi-omigod!
Omigod, omigod you guys!
This came out as a complete surprise
But if there ever was a perfect couple
This one qualifies!

ELLE and EMMETT
And now I found my love!

GIRLS
Migod!

ELLE and EMMETT
I found my way to love!

GIRLS
You guys!

ELLE and EMMETT
I finally found my prize

GIRLS
If there ever was a perfect couple
This one qualifies
Cause we love you guys

ELLE and EMMETT
No we love you guys!

GIRLS
Omigod!

ELLE
Omigod!

ALL
Omigod, you guys!
OMIGOD!!!!!!