If I had a million bucks

I'd bet it all you're downtown drunk

And we both know what happens after that

You'll stay 'til they shut down that bar

And when that neon sign goes dark

My phone's gon' light up with a "Where you at? "

You only call me when the party's over

Say you wanna come over when the good time's gone

You only miss me when you're hittin' that whiskey

But you just hit me with your last, last call

If you can't call me when you're sober

I ain't picking up when the party's over

Nah, nah, nah

It's always Friday, Saturday or Sunday

No, it ain't never been on Monday

Guess your phone don't work that time of week

MM, yeah

So next time when you're dive bar sippin'

And you dial those late-night digits

You can leave a message at the beep

You only call me when the party's over

Say you wanna come over when the good time's gone

You only miss me when you're hittin' that whiskey

But you just hit me with your last, last call

If you can't call me when you're sober

I ain't picking up when the party's over

Nah, nah, nah (Yeah, yeah)

So before you get too drunk just put that bottle down

(Put that bottle down)

We've both had enough, and I won't go another round

'Cause you only call me when the party's over

(Call me when the party's over)

Say you wanna come over when the good time's gone

You only miss me when you're hittin' that whiskey

(Only miss me when you're hittin' that whiskey)

But you just hit me with your last, last call

If you can't call me when you're sober

I ain't pickin' up when the party's over

(Hey, yeah) Nah, nah, nah

When the party's over

Nah, nah, nah