When you die, can I have your girl?
I'll make my move at your funeral
And as your family cry and mourn
I'll make her forget you were ever born

When you're gone will I be on the list?
I'm not trying to say I wish that you didn't exist
But lately you've been looking ill
There's no harm in including me in your will

Contains! Mild Peril!
Contains! Mild Peril!
Contains! Mild Peril!