Everyone from home,

Says that you're so cool,

Come on, everybody,

To the boarding school.

Everyone from town,

Says that you're so cool,

Come on, get down,

To the boarding school.

Baby, let's do drugs,

Make love with our teachers.

Come on, baby, tell me,

What is tattooed as featured.

I'm a vain, a pro and a nation,

Had to do drugs to stop the,

F-food cravings.

If you wanna get high with me,

I'm in the back doing crack,

Drinkin' p-p-pepsi.

Everyone from home,

Says that you're so cool,

Come on, everybody,

To the boarding school.

Everyone from town,

Says that you're so cool,

Come on, get down,

To the boarding school.

Cheap trailer trash and,

Everyone knows it,

But she got a great ass,

And she knows how to show it.

With American flags on,

Each little finger.

You're crashing on Wall Street

While I'm blowing up as a singer.

If you wanna get that scarlet champ',

Loves not a problem, let's solve it,

Educated in the language of doin' it,

Get down like your tutor taught you to,

And do it.

Everyone from home,

Says that you're so cool,

Come on, everybody,

To the boarding school.

Everyone from town,

Says that you're so cool,

Come on, get down,

To the boarding school.

If you wanna get that sugar cane,

If you wanna be that pin-up queen,

You can, you can.

If you wanna do that south beach swing,

Hope you wanna groove vacationing,

You can, you can, you can.

(Three, four).

When they said prolific,

They weren't kidding,

You thought that I was just,

A calender kitten.

But now you heard me,

Purring "tiger" you're smitten,

So let's begin to major,

In the art of sinnin'.

Everyone from home,

Says that you're so cool,

Come on, everybody,

To the boarding school.

Everyone from town,

Says that you're so cool,

Come on, get down,

To the boarding school.

Get down, get down, ooh-ooh.