One two three four!
Chori-chu no supu ni tamago o otosu yo ni
Himitsu no mi o hitotsu otoshita
Me to hana to mimi to kankaku de sono
Kyokai-sen o oi tsudzuke mawashimashita

Churu chu chu chu chu
Churu chu chu chu chu tte
Hanauta utai mawari mawaru
Shikosakugo o kurikaesu boku wa hakuchi
Sekanshirazu no dai baka-sa
Kono sekai wa itsu datte
Hikari to yami to isha to kanja ryogi-sei de afurete iru
So sa sagi-shi to baka to koso doro to

Hey mr. Policeman
Hidarite de zetsubo to yume to shinjitsu
To uso o hitotsu ni tabanete
Soupy world migite de uchinuite okure
Himitsu no mi wa umai guai
Ni sekai ni toke boku no uso wa usumatta
Demo nazeka munashi-sa ga hoho o tsutai ochiru
Motto sunao ni naretanara
Atamade wa wakatteru tsumoride mo
Teikitekini-sei no jikkan o enaito boku wa
Shi no yuwaku ni wa katenai nda
Hey mr. Policeman
Hidarite de kachi-gumi to make-gumi
Mo hitotsu ni tabanete
Suriru mo kaikan mo kanemochi
Mo binbo mo issho sa

Dareka no fuko o zairyo ni shinaito ko o e renai nonara
Zenbu mazete kakimazete usumete shimaou
Dare mo kono sekai ni shitsubo shinai yo ni
Ura mo hyo mo kiranai yo ni
Gisei ni naranai yo ni
Hey mr. Policeman
Hidarite de zetsubo to yume to shinjitsu
to uso o hitotsu ni tabanete
Soupy world migite de uchinuite okure