Monday morning

The sun has risen, just above the trees

The birds are singing, it's just like a dream

What a perfect morning it...could have been

Salem's in the kitchen, and that's a sin

Eggs for three and a little tea

Mixed with the graveyard dirt...from yesterday

solo: Herb

Anybody eating Salem's "A la carte" today

Should be taken ill and...waste away

(Salem thinking to himself)

"You used to be so beautiful, but now you're gonna die

You used to be so beautiful, but now you're gonna die

Die, both of you ... are gonna die

Die, die, both of you..are gonna die, die ... die"

solo: Andy

Salem’s walking up the stairs to the second floor

Silver tray in hand ... knocking at the door

(Salem thinking to himself)

"You used to be so beautiful, but now you're gonna die

You used to be so beautiful, but now you're gonna die

Die, both of you..are gonna die

Die, die, both of you..are gonna die"

In a fever, sick as Hell

David's got a snake bite..and all is well

Salem thinks to himself:

One down, two to go, "Oh Madame he's got the flu"

One down, two to go, "Oh Madame he’s got the flu"

The problem is that Sarah's morning sick again

That pregnant woman, always something wrong

You used to be so beautiful, but now you're gonna die

You used to be so beautiful, but now you're gonna die

Die..Sarah die, Sarah die

Die, die ... Sarah die, Sarah die