Sharpie marker on your white mercedez
You told everyone I'm crazy
But what else was I supposed to do

Told me bout the girls you wish you dated
While I'm lying with you naked
Memorize the posters in your room

Say that you'll love me forever
And don't you ever take it back

You egotistic maniac
You egotistic maniac

Said I need an attitude adjustment
But I think you kinda love it
When I scream at you in public

'Cause if I don't call you're gonna show up
Aren't you baby?
And if I don't leave how will you want me back?

You egotistic maniac
You egotistic maniac
You call me pretty it's a trap
See me crying and you laugh
You just like to make me sad

And it's over