(Hi, honey, it's Mommy and Daddy
(We're just)
(We just wanna know how you are today, okay?)
(Bye, babe)

Piper takes the train to school
With a mirror and her chapstick in hand
She used to be a plain Jane
But now she looks like Marilyn
Bleach running down the sink
What would your mother think?
Piper takes the train

Mary puts her lipstick on
She's praying for a midnight kiss
With a mouth full of braces and a witty tongue
Well she knows she'll be hard to miss
Dressing up in those clothes
Like you got somewhere to go

Don't cause trouble
Don't go picking fights
You know you're too cute to rumble
Won't you come home with me tonight?
She's got a sweet disposition
She walks like a woman and talks like a little girl
She'll be better off without you
Careful who you run your mouth to
You can't do her any favors
She's doing fine

Two, three, four

Don't cause trouble
Don't go picking fights
You know you're too cute to rumble
Won't you come home with me tonight?
She's got a sweet disposition
She walks like a woman and talks like a little girl
She'll be better off without you
Careful who you run your mouth to
She'll be better off without you
Careful who you run your mouth to
You can't do her any favors
She's doing fine