(Hi, honey, it's Mommy and Daddy

(We're just)

(We just wanna know how you are today, okay?)

(Bye, babe)

Piper takes the train to school

With a mirror and her chapstick in hand

She used to be a plain Jane

But now she looks like Marilyn

Bleach running down the sink

What would your mother think?

Piper takes the train

Mary puts her lipstick on

She's praying for a midnight kiss

With a mouth full of braces and a witty tongue

Well she knows she'll be hard to miss

Dressing up in those clothes

Like you got somewhere to go

Don't cause trouble

Don't go picking fights

You know you're too cute to rumble

Won't you come home with me tonight?

She's got a sweet disposition

She walks like a woman and talks like a little girl

She'll be better off without you

Careful who you run your mouth to

You can't do her any favors

She's doing fine

Two, three, four

Don't cause trouble

Don't go picking fights

You know you're too cute to rumble

Won't you come home with me tonight?

She's got a sweet disposition

She walks like a woman and talks like a little girl

She'll be better off without you

Careful who you run your mouth to

She'll be better off without you

Careful who you run your mouth to

You can't do her any favors

She's doing fine