Chorus) The Lord loves the drinkin’ manSends honkey tonk angels to the promise land I hear that he can turn water to wineAny man that can do that is a good friend of mineI’ve been baptized in beer, I’m here to testifyI was speaking in tongues when I came home last nightSome folks say I’m livin’ in sin, but I know (chorus) The Lord loves the drinkin’ man The Preacher man he told me boy you ain’t no good The devils gonna getcha, better start actin' like you should All the cold beers and bright lights, stayin’ out all nightThe good book it tells me boy your soul’s gonna burn My mamma said son you’re headin’ down the wrong roadThey don’t let honkey tonkers up in heaven I’ve been told Don’t you worry mamma I’ll see you up in heaven
I’ve been thinking ‘bout it and I’ve come to this conclusion now,
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My daddy says son you’re living your life all wrong Lighting’s gonna strike you down before too long That man upstairs he don’t like what you do When you reach those pearly gates you ain’t getting throughWell I’ve been thinkin’, I’ve got a brand new plan I’m gonna start a little church down at the Stumble Inn Yea that’s right I’m gonna start my own religion We’ll be drinkin’ and dancin' at the church of Hank Williams yea,
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Oh, yea I know The Lord loves, I hope he does, the Lord loves the drinkin’ man