They say the Mayflower only lives one day

And a penguin only picks one mate

And dogs, well, they see it all in black and white

The butterflies'll winter in Mexico

And geese always catch the same flight home

And elephants don't forget a damn thing in this life

Right now, I wish

I had the memory of a goldfish

What's love? Who gives a shit?

I wouldn't even have a clue

Snug as a bug, happy as a clam

Blissfully, I wouldn't give a damn, but here I am

Drunk as a skunk in a honky tonk

Just trying to get over you

Well, a grizzly bear, he gets a proper sleep

And a puma has a heck of a vertical leap

That crocodile loves to kill you with a smile

And a camel can go a month without a drink

But, me, I drown myself eight days a week

Filling up a fish bowl with all the tears I cry

Right now, I wish

I had the memory of a goldfish

What's love? Who gives a shit?

I wouldn't even have a clue

Snug as a bug, happy as a clam

Blissfully, I wouldn't give a damn, but here I am

Three sheets to the wind and two-thirds gone

I'm drunk as a skunk in a honky tonk

Just trying to get over you

Snug as a bug, happy as a clam

Blissfully, I wouldn't give a damn, but here I am

Three sheets to the wind and two-thirds gone

While that goldfish is out there, moving on

Singing his happy "Go Fish" song

While I'm drunk as a skunk in a honky tonk

Just trying to get over you