I stayed torn between killing him and loving him
He stays torn between neon lights and home
I bet a honky tonk angel could tell me how this whole thing works
Where's tammy wynette when you need her

And I got a pack of camels I'm fixing to open
'cause I got an apron I'm a fixing to tie on
Tell me how you fry a skillet of chicken in high heels and a skirt
Where's tammy wynette when you need her
Where's tammy wynette when you need her

Like a tease comb
For a mess of hair
'cause you're trying to keep your man
From that hussy over there
In the cheap dress
Tube top
Looking for a cat fight
Pretty little bar fly
Doesn't think that I'm the kind of
Good girl that's gonna go bad
Where's tammy wynette when you need her

He's gonna sleep in them cowboy boots on that couch tonight
I'm gonna sit at that kitchen table with a bottle of wine
I'm gonna search that midnight radio 'til I find something that hurts
Where's tammy wynette when you need her
Where's tammy wynette when you need her
Where's tammy wynette when you need her