Clink, clink, clink

Can I get you another drink?

Something sweet, something pink

Something tall, something strong

Buzz, buzz, buzz

Spilling tea just because

You had just one too much

Alc-ee-hol and Pall Mall

No, I ain't gonna judge ya

If you wanna have, wanna have another

If you wanna kiss your ex's brother

No, I don't think it's wrong

I'm the best kind of friend

'Cause I don't give a damn

If you're leaving here with him or her

No, I dont curr

I'm your local therapist

With a zipper on my lips

All the crimes you commit

Don't exist, it's a blur

I promise you, honey, I won't remember

As long as you tip the, ooh, bartender

Billy came with Suzy

But made a pass at Lucy

It's 'bout to be a doozy

It's a brawl, Lord, it's on

Tеquila's got him brave

Drinking like it's a race

Saying things hе shouldn't say

Cut him off, get him gone

Yeah, the bouncer's at the door

Two-timing, two-stepping on the floor

You can always have just one more

And I'll just play along

I'm the best kind of friend

'Cause I don't give a damn

If you're leaving here with him or her

No, I dont curr

I'm your local therapist

With a zipper on my lips

All the crimes you commit

Don't exist, it's a blur

I promise you, honey, I won't remember

As long as you tip the, ooh, bartender

I'll pour you one if you tell me one

I'll drink it down

I'll pour you two if you tell me who

I know that's true

I'll pour you three if you wanna see

Where the night could lead

Belly up to the bar

Just come and sit with me

I'm the best kind of friend

'Cause I don't give a damn

If you're leaving here with him or her

No, I dont curr

I'm your local therapist

With a zipper on my lips

All the crimes you commit

Don't exist, it's a blur

I promise you, honey, I won't remember

As long as you tip the, ooh, bartender

(I'll pour you one)

(I'll pour you two)

(I'll pour you three)