Look at you, you spry little ol' thing

You're just figuring it all out, aren't you?

Well, I know you didn't ask

But there's a few things I've learned along the way

That I may or may not have learned the hard way

And if I could offer you any advice, it would be

Don't fry your bacon naked

And don't kiss a man who's taken

You don't wanna get popped with your clothes off (Ouch)

Stay off the pills and powder

Stick to what grows in the ground

And don't you drink tequila 'til your clothes come off

For legal reasons, this is just a joke

If you're the law, then I'm blowing smoke

Don't let temptation be your TNT

Take it from me, take it from me

This song will self-destruct in one

two, three (One, two, three)

You're crying over him again?

Honey, he doesn't even own a bed frame

and you're crying over him?

Well, from my experience when it comes to men

Ain't no man that's worth your crying

Less'n that you think he's dying

Many tears can lead to hotel mini bars

And don't hit him with your Chevy

Don't pick up a lamp, that's heavy

Hit him with your words, don't hit him with your car

For legal reasons, this is just a joke

If you're the law, then I'm blowing smoke

Don't let your temper be your TNT

Take it from me, take it from me

This song will self-destruct in one

two, three (One, two, three)

Uh-huh

Honey, in your life

there will be ups and downs, tears and beers

Friends and men who come and go

But just keep your chin and your tits up

And one last thing I think you should know before you go

Keep your smile like a daisy

Keep your hair wild and crazy

Don't let the world try to iron you out

Don't forget your mama's raising

Get on out there, guns a-blazing

If you take your shot, you better make it count

Ditch the liquor and put down the smokes

And leave the bad boys all alone

These lessons, they don't come with guarantees

But take it from me, take it from me

These may or may not be stories from me

Oh, but take it from me, take it from me

This song will self-destruct in one

two, three (One, two, three)