Hey lonely lady with the big brown eyes
I'm thinking you're sadder than you realize
I could make you smile and feel a little more related
We really click, would it be so wrong if we just dated?

Let us goo... jump on my skateboard
Eat some cake, along the lake
Do all your favorite stuff right off the cuff
Cause we're spontaneous
Hop a bus to shop, we'll check out filene's
And get chunky jewelry at chico's
I'll buy you a panini, and some spanks to make you teeny
You're the lady with the big brown eyes

[you got the motherload]

You've got the mother load
You've got the stuff I like
Everytime I'm with you babe
I just get psyched
Like bling in your mouth
but it's just old fillings
Dry skin on your hands, and your cranks's so cracked
Like mm
Sittin on your bed with your jacked up back
Hey girl, I want to watch you do your pilates
And skip the hard part
Cuz baby, you've got the motherload

[baby lady:]
Put me in a outfit from the gap like that
One that matches with the jacket and the cap like that
Then slap me in the stroller with the bounce like that
With the bottle full of milk that's 40 ounce like that
I'm your b-baby lady

[tina]
I wanna push you in the buggy

I'm your b-baby lady
I wanna hold you like a snuggie
You're my baby, lady

[tina]
And I'm your lady, baby
It's time to roll
Let's go to the park