I'm a witch at the stake
I'm a cherry on a cake
I'm a hunk
I'm a skank
I'm a butcher
I'm a bank

Everything you wanna do
I did it before
Everything you did
I did a little bit more
Shot out of a cannon
In 1997

I'm going insane
I'm going insane
I'm going insane

Skull fuck me?
Skull fuck you
Rearview mirror
Lookin' so cool
I'm a priest
I'm a freak
I'm a hooker on the street
Downtown wasteland
Smack you in the face man

I'm going insane
I'm going insane
You made me this way
I'm going insane
(Fuck you)

Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to the 187th Warmonger of the Year award
And the winner
For 2018 Warmonger of the Year is
You!

What's it like, living inside a lightning strike?
I'm a lush
I'm a saint
I'm a phoney
I'm a fake

I'm going insane
I'm going insane
You made me this way
I'm going insane