Can't you see? You're all the same to me
Don't you know? These radicals got to go

Such power resonating from this centrist
He can't be that powerful, commie, he's a centrist!
Something's not right
He can't beat both of us, commie, he's weak
Don't be stupid, Nazi
You rough him up from the distance
And I'll charge him at close range

Don't you see? You've proved my point for me, yeah
Look at me, every extreme is on the same team

Oh look, I shot a commie
Oh look, I shot a Nazi
Oh look, I shot a lefty
Or maybe a righty
Oh no, that won't work on me
Aggression's a lesson for me not to be
Regressive, progressive, aggressive or mean
Don't you see you're the same to me?

He's too powerful!
By teaming up to defeat him, we've just proven his point
That the far-left and the far-right really are the same
Wait a second, that's it! We have to defeat him
Not by proving him wrong, but by proving him right
We have to summon him
Oh, well
If it's our only choice

I am the nazbol, two halves of one whole!
I am the nazbol, two halves of one whole!
Commie, nazi, horseshoe theory proves me (what is this?)
I am far-left and far-right at the same time (what?)
I am far-left and far-right at the same time (oh)

I am the nazbol, horseshoe theory's right
I fight for the class rights of those that are white (argh!)
I am the nazbol, bow before we
You moderates are all the same to me