Kinda sucks to be the guy

Who likes to fuck but loves to cry

Can never tell what I wanna like

Apparently

I've always had a dirty mind

But way too fragile for my kind

So I'll go home alone at night

Incessantly

And it's true

That I've developed

Some kind of bad habit

I'm so erratic

I could use

A man, a miracle

Or something magic

'Cause I'm

Stuck in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going psycho

I lead 'em on, say I'm down, but then cancel and no-show

I want that touch, but love is what I really want though

Oh, what I'd do, ooh

I'm in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going crazy

Want someone close, but I know I just want them to date me

Try to get numb, but it sucks and now I kinda hate me

Oh, what I'd do, ooh

I should pull some magic mike shit

Pretty sure I'd get results quick

Getting tired of my old tricks

Every night

Give me pills and all the potions

Anything to get me going

'Cause if I go another month

I'll lose my mind

And it's true

That I've developed

Some kind of bad habit

I'm so erratic

I could use

A man, a miracle

Or something magic

'Cause I'm

Stuck in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going psycho

I lead 'em on, say I'm down, but then cancel and no-show

I want that touch, but love is what I really want though

Oh, what I'd do, ooh

I'm in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going crazy

Want someone close, but I know I just want them to date me

Try to get numb, but it sucks and now I kinda hate me

Oh, what I'd do, ooh

And it's true

That I've developed

Some kind of bad habit

I'm so dramatic

I could use

A man, a miracle

Or something magic

'Cause I'm

Stuck in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going psycho

I lead 'em on, say I'm down, but then cancel and no-show

I want that touch, but love is what I really want though

Oh, what I'd do, ooh

I'm in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going crazy

Want someone close, but I know I just want them to date me

Try to get numb, but it sucks and now I kinda hate me

Oh, what I'd do, ooh

I'm in a dry spell