It's a sad and awful story And the shorter folks don't care I'm a man who's simply way too big to love Picture her, a tiny thing With tiny ribbons in her hair Picture me, a monster towering above
I don't care what color hair Is growin on her head She doesn't have to be a sight to see It don't matter if she's bad Or if she's good in bed Just as long as she is just as long as me
Took an ad out in the paper With my picture and some prose It said, "Tall and lonely lover seeking same" Combed my hair and got a shave And bought a long-stemmed thornless rose But when my picture ran my head was out of frame
I don't care what colored hair Is growin on her head She don't have to be a sight to see It don't matter if she's bad Or if she's good in bed Just as long as she is just as long as me
Every night I have a dream I'm on a mountain in the sky And the air gets ever thinner as I climb And I see the gates of heaven Someone there has caught my eye She is very tall and finally she's mine
I don't care what color hair Is growin on her head She don't have to be a sight to see It don't matter if she's bad Or if she's good in bed Just as long as she is just as long as me Just as long as she is just as long as me
Compositor: Jonathan William Coulton (BMI)Editor: Discovery Network Music Publishing (BMI)Administração: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Sony/ATV Songs LLC (BMI)Publicado em 2020 (08/Out)ECAD verificado obra #29004769 e fonograma #28846362 em 08/Mai/2024 com dados da UBEM