Comb my hair and lace my shoes
Wave goodbye to me
I'll call you a cab
If you come up to the honeymoon suite

Shame you don't do kisses
Even on the balcony
I'll offer you the world
And a view out to the sea

You're not affordable
But the price of fantasy
Roll your eyes backwards baby
It's the honeymoon suite
It's the honeymoon suite
It's the honeymoon suite

Strap my shoes and fix my hair
Escape before you see
You locked me in the bathroom
Of the honeymoon suite

I know there are others
But you're not nearly half as keen
I'll always be your favorite
With my hair kept short and sweet

You're not affordable
But the price of fantasy
Roll your eyes backwards baby
It's the honeymoon suite
It's the honeymoon suite
It's the honeymoon suite

The fear was deafening
But they still made out those screams
It's a bloodbath in the bathroom
Of the honeymoon suite