Good morning, midnight. This is DJ Crash Crash
and I'm here at the Dark Park Metal Shoppe
getting my chrome polished. Y'all here
know why we're getting our chrome right?

(Cause it won't shine by itself.)

It won't shine by itself, right, it won't shine by itself is right
Well tonight, we've got the Electrified Betas
throwing an end-of-the-world cyber freak festival
Some funny subsistence for y'all to do
Don't let it break you now
Lookie here, we got the sisters looking good, s
hining bright, telling you all about it

Yeah, this is Melanie 45221

And Asada 8550

With the new, new chapter of the Electrified Betas!
We will be at the youth auditorium tonight
along with DJ Crash Crash
and the Wondaland Jam Authority

Female alpha platinums are in for free
Clones and humans welcome after midnight

We're gonna have a bouncing electro-booty contest
an atomic kissing contest and much, much more!

No bounty hunters allowed
Bring your punk ass up here looking for Cyndi Mayweather
and you might get hurt!

Woo! That's right, sisters
Power up, power up! Now take us to our next song

This is Cindy's newest jam
"Dance Apocalyptic", here at 105. 5 WDRD