Can't get a taxi late at night

It's near the dawn of Wednesday morning light

They take a walk home in the rain

Fuelled by alcohol and cheap cocaine

Here comes the start of another fight

From one of many things that aren't quite right

He's got the cigarette, she's got the flame

Then she throws it, blows it up, here they go again

She tells him all of the places which she could have went

He says, don't blame me, love, blame the government

She said, get back to the rock from which you crawled under

And I seen you tonight taking that redhead's number

It's a two for one Tuesday

Where all the stars are all aligning to fall

And now they're deep into Wednesday

Thursday's showing no hope at all

By the time they hit Friday he'll come back around

They'll sleep together, safe and sound

As long as all that K is ground

They'll match pound for pound

Until it next falls down

And now it's late on Saturday afternoon

They're nearly ten pints deep in Wetherspoons

He starts to laugh as she starts to sing

They make the nod to give the man a ring

Back to an after party whiffing balloons

Talking conspiracies about the moon

And then he calls her someone else's name

So she smashes up the gaff

Here they go again

And then she labels him a rat

And says, who the fuck is Shirley

He said, you were flirting with me mate

Saying you liked his hair curly

They don't speak for two days after a monumental brawl

And then they kiss up, make up and head out for the ball

'Cause it's a two for one Tuesday

Where all the stars are all aligning to fall

And now they're deep into Wednesday

Thursday's showing no hope at all

By the time they hit Friday he'll come back around

They'll sleep together, safe and sound

As long as all that K is ground

They'll match pound for pound

Until it next falls down

Can't get a taxi late at night

It's near the dawn of Wednesday morning light

They take a walk home in the rain

Fuelled by alcohol and cheap cocaine

Here comes the start of another fight

From one of many things that aren't quite right

He's got the cigarette, she's got the flame

Ah

Here they go again